The first thing that make me laugh today

But that's not true. I quite like trance. German trance.I mean.

The Gods have spoken too

Me: " I don't know should I be happy or sad when I graduate."
Me:" God, can you please help me over the hurdle in next six years?"
God:"......................"
Me:" Will I ever get cross posted to Shakalin, Russia?
God:"........................"
Me : " God, am I stupid for being trapped for 8 months?"
God:" Ya. Damn sadd lorrr...."

The Gods have spoken

Me: "God. Please grant me the luck I need."
God:"..........."
Me:"God.Please give the the courage to speak."
God:"No chance in hell!"

Final Memory

I look through the old albums. It's all so funny!
The kind of pictures that make me smile for no reason. Old report cards, comments from teachers. I miss those days.

My record card.


Xiao Hong results page 1


Xiao Hong results page 2


Da Hong results page 1


Da Hong results page 2



I miss begging for rewards each time I get report card. Not that I did very well. I like the feeling of earning the rewards, as long as I outdid myself each term, each year.

I miss father help me to peel open the snacks packs ( long and hollow jagung snacks, last time got chocolate coated). I never knew how to open them except by using means of teeth to tear it, it gets wet and messy.

I miss going to early grocery shopping at the old market. I knew the vege stall owner. I knew the fish monger. After grocery then lets go to the toy store ( closed down adi) , not that mother willing , but kids beg. I beg good. Typical items are the Teenage mutant Ninja turtles merchandise, I dont know how many leonardo figures I got, Michaelangelo, I never had Raphael, Donatello was given by brother, I dont know where they are now. Oh, I like those paper planes too, made of styrofoam ( man, old school toys kick ass), I got a Doraemon kite like thing, not really a kite, but a long tube, balloon float. I got it as some kind of 'free gift' from keropok.. Oh , yes, who can forget the toy boxes. Usually they dont contain as what described on the box. But hey, surprise, surprise!

I miss using the children plate. It's like a yellow tray, the main at the centre where rice are placed, surrounded by smaller depression at the sides for, hm,,,,the dishes. Vege? no vege, kids dont eat vege. Bad idea.

I miss playing the soil.

I miss my Malaccan neighbour. Toot-toot, I will always remember you. I heard about your news recently, Youre a chef now. I hope youre doing well.

I miss Kindergarten. I cried on the first day. I dont know what I feared though.I forced my parents to be waiting outside for me, the whole day.It lasted for three days or so, or probably a week. Father escaped work. Real life Homer Simpson.

I miss Chinese New Year ar Grandmother's place at Miri, the Canadian Hill. It was a different experience. My Grandparents ( mother side) were farmers. I like to go to their vegetables fields, and see their pigs. Visit the convenient store nearby for afternoon tea. My youngest uncle ( a teen that time) disliked me though, had couple of fights. Now that is Real Kampung life!!

Stereotype

Now this is what I always do. I like to judge on what I assume at the first place.
But human behavior is rather funny. When I turn out gravely wrong, now that is where I find things interesting. The odds are intriguing.

Similarly, I am under people judgement too. Most commonly,
1) I study like nerd, (this indicates I 'm rather smarter than average, I like this.)
2) I dislike women.,( wha!, I'm gay. This is bad news. So those women that I used to like are man ladies?)
3) I'm emotionless...(this is rather cool. but isnt this contradict with point 2?)
4) I have western mentality..(I agree, fries are rather deli, english is widely spoken, I happen to be able to write english too, now that makes me a German?)
5) I'm boring....( so true eh?)
6) Refused beef because of religion. ( Some people claim to be vegetarian but go for eggs, now is that making more sense?)
7) I speak little...( what's the point of bringing up more boring topics? to bore others?,,,yes,yes just like in point 5)
8) Hard to get serious...
9) I don't play games/I play alot of games....( Geez, can't they just accept the fact of casual gamers? Those who play for fun and gave up when it's no longer fun)
10) more to come....

Now that makes me wonder, what actually make people thought of those above. I, myself didnt realised it so. They are probably true. I can make that happen. They are maybe false because simply I chose not to be one.

I am

Me :"God, why are you playing jokes on me??"
God :"Yea, ain't it funny?"
Me :"........"